What do you call a peanut in space?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What kind of bird can write?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?