Why did the snake cross the road?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a forklift?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?