Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do bees get to school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which computer won the talent show?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?