How do you organize a space party?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why is summer always sad?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?