Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?