Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?