How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the friendliest pen?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Families are like fudge.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?