What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why don't ants get sick?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?