Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?