Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did he change his bike's tires?