What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?