What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do hamsters come from?
What school subject really rocks?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What game does chlorine never lose?