Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do you organize a space party?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the bicycle call its dad?