What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the fish blush?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?