What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do cats wear to work?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?