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Why was the dog overweight?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?