What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What tree has the most bark?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?