What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
I broke my finger!
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?