Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was the math book sad?
What school subject really rocks?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?