What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do you make antifreeze?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?