Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How does dinner smell?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?