Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?