Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?