Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the most determined bird?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?