What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?