What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?