What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the snake name his daughter?