What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?