Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What sport can waiters play really well?