Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How did the pirate call his mother?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?