Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What tree has the most bark?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What country has the most fish?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?