Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?