I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?