Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?