Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What sport do horses love to play?
What birds make average students?