Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
The museum curator needed a break.
When do mice play every day?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?