Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?