What do cats use to beat eggs?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?