What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?