Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do cats love to work?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a flying police officer?