What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Families are like fudge.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How much does freedom weigh?