Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?