What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do stars go to college?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What game do bats excel at?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?