Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What type of animal does well in the cold?