What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do cows wear bells?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
When do mice play every day?
What do cows always add to their salad?