Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How do you arrest a pig?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?