Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do hogs play so much football?