Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do mice do when they're at home?