What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What animal has the most fun?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?