What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which former US President was always cold?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?