Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?