Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
When should you start writing a book?
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Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the musician arrested?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?