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They know how to Spruce a place up.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
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What bird is losing its hair?
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Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
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How does a penguin build its house?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?