What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How is cat food sold?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?