What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?