Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why is golf harder than baseball?