What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How long will dinner be?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?