What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?