What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are cars magic?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?