What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?