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What's a duck's favorite TV show?
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Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a short cow?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?