Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
When does a horse talk?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
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What game do mice love to play?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the student always get straight A's?