What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why was the fish so smart?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Guitarists are so stressed out.