Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What kind of bird can write?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How long do chickens work?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?