Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?