Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?