Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is spring the oddest season?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do you arrest a pig?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?