Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the dog overweight?