Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a henway?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?