Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a cow's favorite music note?