Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?