What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What game does a rabbit always win?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?